here’s a few from our goddaughter’s mini birfday bash right after lin’s sista’s wedding (talk about party-hijack!). forgot the cam cause of the rush so pls endure the blur…another rotund reason to opt for iphone over blackberry.

if u don’t know it already, fuck it.

kill your idols. larry is messiah. period.

the stones are down again, down down, imaginary things lifted up and dropped on mornings, evenings. dropped hard on desks at early morning sitting at  desk, wood copulating with paper. soft strong paper of straits times and today and tnp and godknowswhat, crying to be read and they will be read, no news of this, then it was always health, cardio and kidneys, transplants and malpractices and h1fuckingn1 and osteoperosis and angioplastys and rashes and tits and lasik and spiderveins and unbecoming blemishes and gall stones and tka and vitamins b and c and d and go fuck urself hypochondriac pills and band aids and clean hands and sinister bunions, and continence and vertigo, drs and specialist and naked nurses in the ot and toyota fucking lean qualtiy systems. and thats gone and its all over making way for art and arty and artyness and culture vibes and heritage hankerings and coffee machines and leaky pens and sinister sculptures and phillipines people and vietnam people and china people and thailand people and india people and singapore people and people people squeezed into a tourism ball, cross purposed and counter-parted and insane delegations, and music and peace and cigarettes  and halloween and crazy foreign media, and stiffies and homos, and mint toys and photographs and media protocols, and target audience and agencies and production houses, and quotations and mellodrama, and caricatures and scripts and 128gsm and photocalls and monochrome photos and bus tours and blog posts and brochures and 4c guides and period mags and flemish masters and monalisas and egyptian hieroglyphs and li chen and spring and rain and sycophants and sex and bad movies and chicken wraps and nanyang history and 1938 and bukit chandu and armenian church and writing writing writing writing writing writing writing writing writing writing writing, o god, o venus, o mercury, patron of thieves, lend me a little tobacco-shop, or install me in any profession, save this damn’d profession of writing, where one needs one’s brains all the time.

2 disadvantages of havin an indian wife

1st – i eat way too much on deepavali

2nd – i watch 4hr long tamil moovies without a slice of english subtitles in sight

2 advantages of havin an indian wife

1st – i get to eat way too much on deepavali

2nd – i get to watch 4hr long tamil movies without a slice of english subtitles in sight (eerrr..so is de hero de one with de pot belly? or is he de one with de pot belly?)

Even the five grueling years she spent as a matador in Pamplona had not prepared her for a bull this sneaky.

& tomorrow will b 3rd week at noo job.

review: chaotic & comfortable. neckup in work. piles & piles of em’. never ends. nice place. good place. happy. i see my sanity in tha distance. finally after 3.5 years. that fucker is not gonna slipaway this time.

nothin else. oh wait. yes 1 more…steve-o for president!

larry’s home

http://www.hbo.com/larrydavid/

walking in the door i thought gawd damn this must be some made-up goof straight to hell, shit road to hades, bound to incidents id never fathomed and answers id never found, leading on & on & on to continuous questions

ccs, when will u end the human war?

ccs, when will u be angelic?

when will u take off your clothes?

ccs, why is your meeting room full of tears?

im sick of your insane demands

ccs after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world.

your machinery is too much for me.

you made me want to be a saint.

i don’t feel good don’t bother me

ccs, there must be some other way to settle this argument.

danker is thru i don’t think he’ll come back it’s sinister.

are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke?

my mind is made up there is going to be trouble

ccs this is quite serious

ccs this is the impression i get from looking into the television set

ccs this is the impression i get from looking into the eyes of colleagues

ccs, I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness

ccs is this correct?

ccs i’m addressing you.

are you going to let our emotional life be run by the straits times?

i’m obsessed by the straits times.

i read it every week.

ccs stop pushing i know what I’m doing

ccs, we sneak smokes at stairways every chance we get and we’re not sorry.

ccs, when will you give up your obsessions?

i’m trying to come to the point

ccs, you don’t really want to go to war

i refuse to give up my obsessions

ccs, when will you feed the hungry?

ccs the orchids in your garden are falling

ccs, i’ve given you all and now i’m nothing